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9月18日

爆笑中式英文

01.we two who and who? 
  咱俩谁跟谁阿 
02.how are you ? how old are you? 
  怎么是你,怎么老是你? 
03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 
04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 
05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 
  有事起奏,无事退朝 
06.you me you me 
  彼此彼此 
07.You Give Me Stop!! 
  你给我站住!
08.know is know noknow is noknow 
  知之为知之,不知为不知... 
09.WATCH SISTER 
  表妹 
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough 
  美中不足 
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 
  车祸现场描述 
13.heart flower angry open 
  心花怒放 
14.go past no mistake past 
  走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry! 
  老外:I am sorry too! 
  小明:I am sorry three! 
  老外:What are you sorry for? 
  小明:I am sorry five! 
16.If you want money,I have no; 
  if you want life,I have one! 
  要钱没有,要命一条 
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 
  我叫李老大,今年25。 
18.you have two down son。 
  你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die 
  有多远,死多远!!!! 
20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 
21. no three no four 
  不三不四 
22. seven up eight down 
  七上八下
23.I drink open water.
我喝开水
24.make man should thick road
做人要厚道
25. you see, you sit see; you no see, you go.
你看,你就坐下看;不看,你就走。
26. we have circle!
我们有缘。